rifa:
So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.
And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.
The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”
And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.
Still one of the most fantastic things ever written.
…Would this be the time to mention that I’ve never really liked swings?
HAHAHA, I always did the twisted-chain thing on swings.
GUYS.
We have to get them into top 4!
sooooooooooon my darlings~
HOLY SHIT.
Today a post showed up on my dash that complained about girls who have ~traditionally feminine~ interests. *It’s not the first time (and it will in all likelihood will not be the last time) that this kind of attitude has popped up, and I wish I could kill it with fire. As my buddy Heather likes to point out, there is no wrong way to be a girl. I wish people would stop putting down other women and invalidating their choices because they don’t match their own. It doesn’t matter if a girl prefers facebook to tumblr, makeup to a bareface or shopping to videogames, because she is a complex human being, who doesn’t deserve to be written off because she doesn’t match your idea of what’s special or different. Please stop simplifying women to caricatures.
whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:
#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?
#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture
#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible
i’m going to throw up from laughing
Everyone, typography humor.
#we’re all going to helvetica





