okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
weekends are bittersweet for me
on the one hand, i don’t have to go to class
on the other hand, days without GMM feel weird and incomplete
I’m a fixer. I fix.
Hecky Nash, a third-rate comedian and mob hanger-on.He plays a stand up comic in 1947. It’s not a funny role. It’s a serious role. He’s laying down a dramatic performance in a flawless, American dialect of the era… People who are Simon Pegg fans will be blown away by what he has done in this. [x]
…in some tiny, bottled up way deep inside… you can of enjoy it… when things go wrong. Because it gives you an excuse to… just, you know… stop pretending?
One quote per episode → 1.07/Hook Man
That’s it! Next time, I get to watch the cute girl’s house.